Return of the Product Management haiku

Remember this?  The Product Management Haikus (originally inspired by Pivotal PM)?

I am inspired to once again dust off my quill pen and write some more poetry. Poetry that no one but you, a reader of a product management blog, could possibly understand.

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Agile home building:
Slap up one room's walls, paint them.
Add stylish decor.

Skip the foundation
Because its blueprint can't fit
On a sticky note.

Can't do roof, plumbing,
Or power, 'cuz they need the
Whole house spec'd out first.

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Mister CEO,
Sorry, "everyone" is not
A market segment.

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CEO replaced
My well researched pricing plan
With price pulled from thin air

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Sorry boss, I have
No time to tweet, blog and Facebook,
Plus do my real job.